Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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Momenti di buffa quotidianità.


Sunday afternoon.

My mother: "Anto, but why do not you engaged? Do not have any guy who flirts with you?"
Me: "No, Mom. The problem is this. I have too many guys to woo me. And more I woo them, the more I learn this. More than I know them, the more I realize what assholes know how to be men ... and then pass me the desire to get engaged ...


Monday afternoon.

The child of eight years, which I am after school: "Anto, what does open relationship?"
Me: "Ummmm ... ... ehmmmm means that an asshole is simultaneously with more bullshit. Or vice versa ...


afternoon.

same child, "Anto, there are some ladies that make the stomach without being married" ...
Me: "Oo be fattened"


Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Vitamin E Vs. Mederma For Scars

Brambillator

had only to sit quiet at the beginning and What Country would not have grossed more than $ 15.

You could let it go, as do those who in these cases show a minimum sense of humor, and wait (3 days at most) that everyone forgets.

But the matter ended up in the hands of the Minister Brambilla, whose position (raise the Italian tourism and other business flaccid) does not seem to be so burdensome as to avoid the time needed to throw the advocacy was insignificant against a software house Belarus.

It follows therefore that despite the additional publicity in the presence of the Mafia in Italy and the bad light that is cast upon us for this operation legal bullying at the expense of the poor Apalone four (the company who wrote the app), someone thought to be worth really worth it to pursue the lawsuit.
Yum Yumm! Already anticipate the avalanche of billions that this multinational software will be able to pour into state coffers.

Too bad the app in question is admittedly a joke and that the data cited are true about the mafia.

It only remains to hope for a judge willing to overlook the right of satire and eager to convict someone for defamation on the basis of affermazioni arcinote (magari non lo sapete, ma in Italia la mafia c'è davvero) e dati pubblicati su riviste di proprietà del primo ministro in carica .

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

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Tecnicismi

Fig.1 - foto con cose tecniche
La principale categoria di individui da evitare nella maniera più assoluta sono "gli incomprensibili": quelli che parlano senza farsi capire.

Non mi riferisco a persone (scienziati, ingegneri, sindacalisti, etc.) che nel loro ambiente usano necessari termini tecnici e che quindi risultano incomprensibili ai più, quanto rather to those (CEOs, teachers, trade unionists, etc..) wishing to / should give appropriate explanations about their work or what they mean / want them but they do through words or reasoning unnecessarily complicated.

stated, I speak of "do understand" and not "teach." To teach the technical terminology (if introduced properly) is absolutely necessary. To make it clear, however, just a lot less.

If a driving instructor can make people understand the functioning of the "change-differential" to a seventeen year old emo, it is logical to assume that everything that is real can be explained in terms understandable to anyone.

"You do not really understand something
until you are able to explain to your grandmother."
- Albert Einstein

Obviously, no one will ever earn a degree in physics after reading two Paul Davies books and emo will never design a differential but this is where the fun between understanding and learning.
No one wants a degree in economics before signing a mortgage, but everyone should have the right to understand how the mortgage that they are signing the employment contract they are signing or the surgery that you are submitting.

Why, then, do not trust the incomprehensible? Is explained by Einstein

ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO EXPLAIN
SOMETHING THAT DID NOT UNDERSTAND

and a person who does not understand something should not be in a position of having to explain it to someone ' more.

"Science, it works, bitches!"
- xkcd

There is also an aggravating factor. Some categories of incomprehensible not understand what they need to explain why talk about a topic

Unreal

like religion, horoscopes, homeopathy or the Centuries of Nostradamus.

All content, as emeritus shit, are incomprehensible to the definition because they have nothing to do with the reality of this universe and should make us immediately cast doubt on the sanity of those who insist on treating them like science and philosophy.

why certain things in the right word is "believe" and not "understand".

You should also have an idea why there are science books that can help you understand how electromagnetism works or what an antiproton, but no theological popular book can provide a shred of explanation about why God should exist.

But if the latter category of charlatans is partially justified because sometimes give vent to his mouth in good faith dictated their ignorance (or dementia), it is not that of

SHOPS

crap that is, those that despite being aware of being in the wrong (producers of the bracelet, "Power Balance", Vittorio Sgarbi, trade unionists, etc..) seek to earn the right to force disorienting the audience with words deliberately garbled or non-capibili immediately.
are people who thrive in environments of deception and financial advice but it fits just as well in politics and in corporate hierarchies.

They range from the most innocuous subjects that put foreign words in their speeches instead of fees in the local language because, they say, "better express the meaning", or experts who can even invent words to almost credible on the fly in their intellectual sbirigude worthy of the best Kaiser Soze.

you understand where I wanted to get there? No. ..?
I'll explain: Last night I reflected on the fact that I would very much like Luttazzi furnish a valid reason on the reasons which led to "scale" jokes of others. But I want it to do so without using terms such as' allomorphs topological "," arch-isotopy " and "allotopico" (if only because "allomorphs" and "allotopico not exist on my dictionary Garzanti).

If Davies can explain quantum physics without hiding behind a technical dictionary, explaining the basic principles of comedy to my grandmother should be a nonsense to nothing.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Old Type Answering Machings

Sono partito...

... and I will not stop until they will come to you.

Wait!

For others see you in October.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Truman Capote's Purpose In Writing In Cold Blood

Ero chiuso in un angolo...

.. and I was not expecting anything but an attack by those who would come.

Then, as if in jest, referring to the ancient Romans, of madness and wells, as wives and mesh miles, you managed to break through defenses that I thought impenetrable.

Sometimes these are once again stand as Barad-dur, but the light of the Star of Earendil always manages to penetrate the massive walls and defeat the 'Dark Lord that dwells within me.

Thanks to have done and continue doing so, Honey